I'm on phones today at work. I get stupid people calling me all day, but sometimes I get a funny one and I have to share. I answered the phone as normal and asked this patient why they needed to see the doctor. The patient said he was having problems with his nose. Ok...can you be a little more specific? He then said every time he puts his head between his legs he gets a horrible smell in his nose and he can't seem to get rid of it. He decided not to schedule because we couldn't see him right away today. Hopefully he realizes all he needs to do is take a shower and perhaps wipe a little better and it will save him a copay. I love my job.